It's only 10:30. What can I possibly have learnt today?

1. Great nights out with old friends have Consequences. Especially when only one of you has work in the morning...
2. I am 250 miles and a minimum of 4.5 hrs from home. And I don't know when I'm leaving
3. The workplace habits of the average office are very, very odd. Why are all the women - ALL of them - here today with tinsel, fluff and red hair ?